Christmas is supposed be a season of giving and sharing.   A season of gratitude and caring.  Instead we turn it to a time of stress and frustration.  We use it as a reason for our bitching and irritation.  Bell ringers wish a Merry Christmas on the way to and fro.  Streets filled with shoppers all in a row.  All over we see the Christmas flags.  The hustle and bustle, … malls filled, with people and bags.  But, at every crossing there are flying fingers and swearing galore.  Our fellow man is constantly bitched out in every store.  Children look to Christmas with glee.  Parents overwhelmed want nothing but to flee.  People laughing ingest Christmas cheer.  Suicide rates climb higher than the rest of the year.  Pressure and tension replace smiles and joy.  Scolding and warnings for every little girl and boy.  What happened to the sugar plums dancing in our heads?  Snuggling and dreaming fast in our beds?  Where did the Christmas joy go?  Does anyone care, … does anyone know?  What the hell is wrong with all of these people?  Get to the Christmas programs and every steeple!  Instead of using Christmas to complain and groan.  Go and make sure someone is not left alone!  The day will come and the day will go.  Smile and enjoy the people you know.  Don’t start out you days with a grumble and grouse.  Use each day to see the joy in every house.  Even, if Christmas is not part of your devotion.  The meaning and message still carry great emotion.  If we looked at life different every other day.  Maybe people wouldn’t treat it and others this way.  Use the season to start out a new year.  Start up your life with more meaning and cheer. Merry Christmas to all ……

Everyone on the road is in a hurry … DUH!  How does getting in an accident or being pulled over help you get somewhere faster?  In the past few days I have seen 3 pretty bad accidents happen, went past countless others after they happened, seen over 20 people pulled over, had 5 near misses I remember due to others, and been run completely off the road once.  I see dead people on the highway I drive to work on far too often. 

Adjusting for the weather shouldn’t be all that dame hard.  Hell, it’s right outside the little sheet of glass in front of you.  How can you not see it?  Gee, if it is raining, foggy, snowing … maybe you shoudl slow down a little?

Speed limits and lanes are where they are for a reason.  I don’t by any means advocate completely following all the “rules’’ … all the time.  But, for fuck sake what the hell is wrong with people.  Ninety percent of them can’t figure out what dame lane to use in the first place.  But, how in the hell does it make it right for the morons that can’t figure out which lane to go fast in to roar up your ass?  Or, the dipshit going 45 in the fast lane to flip you off for going the speed limit to get around them?  Figure it out!  The right lane is for merging on and off the highway, and going slower.  The left lane is for going fast!  If you are not in one of those lanes shut the fuck up and deal with it!  The middle lane or lanes are fare game … get over it!  Riding up another cars ass … makes no fucking sense … NONE!  All it does is put you in a dangerous place waiting for an accident.  The old lady or lolly gagger in front of you will probably never learn.  It just makes them nervous and makes it that mush easier for both of you to get wrecked.  And YOU, lolly gagger and old people GET IN THE FUCKING right hand lane!  That’s what it is for.Speeding, … big deal.  But, come on 5 or 10 over is one thing.  Ninety miles an hour or more … get a fucking brain!  Most roads aren’t even maintained well enough for those speeds asshole.  If you do the math you won’t even get there that much before the people going the speed limit of a little over anyway.  But, I am positive that getting pulled over or an accident at those speeds … you will be late for what ever “earth chattering” shit you are rushing for.  Cell phones are everywhere and people use them, even when driving.  Who cares!  If you cant handle talking on the phone and driving, … Stop one of them you mental midget.One other thing you asshairs that think it is my job to move for you when you are getting on the highway … WRONG!  It is your job to merge in with traffic.  Guess what?  You are not the only person on the road!  Pay attention!I know its been said that everyone thinks they are the best driver in the world.  Most people consider anyone going faster then them a maniac, and people going slower morons.  Fact is there are a lot of assholes, dipshits, asshairs, and mental midgets out there.  Act accordingly!  If we all just realize we’re not alone on the pavement, we are all driving several ton weapons, maybe pulling the head out of the ass before starting the car might not be as hard as it seems.

This site pisses me off!  I hate to even put the address here but … www.wwtdd.com … It stands for “What Would Tyler Durden Do”. The idea is good … but …. Come on! Tyler wouldn’t comment on freakin celebrities.  Tyler would tell you to get off your ass and stop giving a shit about what the assholes are doing in the first place.  These are the people that are getting their own fat asses sold back to them in the movie.  I am jack’s complete lack of surprise that someone uses the idea of Tyler Durden to get morons to read their useless babble.  The site is a fucking gossip column and that’s all.  Tyler Durden would not post crap like that.  He would tell you to get off your ass, start living, go out and start a fight ……  He would work on ways to hinder the Internet and tell you that you are not the number of hits on your useless website.  I think Tyler says it best “Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha’s polishing the brass on the Titanic! It’s all going down, man! So, fuck off with your sofa units and your Strinne green stripe patterns. I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let’s evolve, and let the chips fall where they may”, “The things you own, they end up owning you”, “You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world”.  People that are posting the crap on that site need to rename the site and get the idea of Tyler and the Fight Club story the hell out of it.  Do you think the people involved in the book or the people that made it into a movie and have this as a warning pre-movie “If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned ……. Tyler.”  really want you using the characters name?  The story bitches about people just like the wastes of skin and air that run the site.  They are just glorifying the other wastes that are in the public eye.  Can they say they turn it around and looked and what they are doing?  How they are just completly fucking useless?  Take your celebrity news and gossip name it something more fitting like “What Would Jerry Springer Do”.  Or better yet, just shut it down, we have far to much of this kinda shit in the Internet now.  “This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time”.

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