Tyler Durden

08Nov07

This site pisses me off!  I hate to even put the address here but … www.wwtdd.com … It stands for “What Would Tyler Durden Do”. The idea is good … but …. Come on! Tyler wouldn’t comment on freakin celebrities.  Tyler would tell you to get off your ass and stop giving a shit about what the assholes are doing in the first place.  These are the people that are getting their own fat asses sold back to them in the movie.  I am jack’s complete lack of surprise that someone uses the idea of Tyler Durden to get morons to read their useless babble.  The site is a fucking gossip column and that’s all.  Tyler Durden would not post crap like that.  He would tell you to get off your ass, start living, go out and start a fight ……  He would work on ways to hinder the Internet and tell you that you are not the number of hits on your useless website.  I think Tyler says it best “Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha’s polishing the brass on the Titanic! It’s all going down, man! So, fuck off with your sofa units and your Strinne green stripe patterns. I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let’s evolve, and let the chips fall where they may”, “The things you own, they end up owning you”, “You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world”.  People that are posting the crap on that site need to rename the site and get the idea of Tyler and the Fight Club story the hell out of it.  Do you think the people involved in the book or the people that made it into a movie and have this as a warning pre-movie “If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned ……. Tyler.”  really want you using the characters name?  The story bitches about people just like the wastes of skin and air that run the site.  They are just glorifying the other wastes that are in the public eye.  Can they say they turn it around and looked and what they are doing?  How they are just completly fucking useless?  Take your celebrity news and gossip name it something more fitting like “What Would Jerry Springer Do”.  Or better yet, just shut it down, we have far to much of this kinda shit in the Internet now.  “This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time”.

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