Driver Right

30Nov07

Everyone on the road is in a hurry … DUH!  How does getting in an accident or being pulled over help you get somewhere faster?  In the past few days I have seen 3 pretty bad accidents happen, went past countless others after they happened, seen over 20 people pulled over, had 5 near misses I remember due to others, and been run completely off the road once.  I see dead people on the highway I drive to work on far too often. 

Adjusting for the weather shouldn’t be all that dame hard.  Hell, it’s right outside the little sheet of glass in front of you.  How can you not see it?  Gee, if it is raining, foggy, snowing … maybe you shoudl slow down a little?

Speed limits and lanes are where they are for a reason.  I don’t by any means advocate completely following all the “rules’’ … all the time.  But, for fuck sake what the hell is wrong with people.  Ninety percent of them can’t figure out what dame lane to use in the first place.  But, how in the hell does it make it right for the morons that can’t figure out which lane to go fast in to roar up your ass?  Or, the dipshit going 45 in the fast lane to flip you off for going the speed limit to get around them?  Figure it out!  The right lane is for merging on and off the highway, and going slower.  The left lane is for going fast!  If you are not in one of those lanes shut the fuck up and deal with it!  The middle lane or lanes are fare game … get over it!  Riding up another cars ass … makes no fucking sense … NONE!  All it does is put you in a dangerous place waiting for an accident.  The old lady or lolly gagger in front of you will probably never learn.  It just makes them nervous and makes it that mush easier for both of you to get wrecked.  And YOU, lolly gagger and old people GET IN THE FUCKING right hand lane!  That’s what it is for.Speeding, … big deal.  But, come on 5 or 10 over is one thing.  Ninety miles an hour or more … get a fucking brain!  Most roads aren’t even maintained well enough for those speeds asshole.  If you do the math you won’t even get there that much before the people going the speed limit of a little over anyway.  But, I am positive that getting pulled over or an accident at those speeds … you will be late for what ever “earth chattering” shit you are rushing for.  Cell phones are everywhere and people use them, even when driving.  Who cares!  If you cant handle talking on the phone and driving, … Stop one of them you mental midget.One other thing you asshairs that think it is my job to move for you when you are getting on the highway … WRONG!  It is your job to merge in with traffic.  Guess what?  You are not the only person on the road!  Pay attention!I know its been said that everyone thinks they are the best driver in the world.  Most people consider anyone going faster then them a maniac, and people going slower morons.  Fact is there are a lot of assholes, dipshits, asshairs, and mental midgets out there.  Act accordingly!  If we all just realize we’re not alone on the pavement, we are all driving several ton weapons, maybe pulling the head out of the ass before starting the car might not be as hard as it seems.

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Tags: Accident, Driving, Lane merge, Speed limit, speeding